January 2012
OMG YES PLZ: Elton John Seeks Justin Timberlake For Biopic http://t.co/VebzZgEE
Aww, yeah: even more hilarious commentaries added to home videos http://t.co/xNL6C4aC
As of sometime after midnight tonight, Andreas and I will have been together for 14 years. http://t.co/pmGThrzj
December 2011
The potatoes are sleeping http://t.co/Qmp1qokD
I am SO glad that the @offbeatempire is NOT a biz based on my personal blog or me as a brand. Dodged a bullet there.
Just glanced at a page of my own wedding photos and thought to myself “Too many white people.” This is what @offbeatbride has done to me.
Identifying the Seattle hipster: http://t.co/NQGw9WDU (including cameos from a couple familiar faces)
RT @PracticalWed: Holy Shit. The front page of the Best Seller list, where we’re the #1 Mover and Shaker on Amazon. #APWbookbuy http://t …
I bet Kellogg’s is behind this: Self Pop Tart, Self Portraits w/ Cameras Swapped for Pop Tarts http://t.co/5VYZOzNy If not, they should be.
RT @JoJoStiletto: Is it wrong that I want to be the David Tutera for the cheap and tacky?
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Trailer http://t.co/JBvv3O7C
How to start an argument online: http://t.co/0uSEwion (related: http://t.co/N3qtZ74Y)
November 2011
RT @kellyoxford: Empathy to the Mom whose son found “a plastic greasy penis” in her bed and told my kids’ entire Jr. High School.
Tiny Crime Scene Tape http://t.co/VwiWr6Mx
BRILLIANT! Data furnaces: The next big thing in home heating? http://t.co/e7DVeYUW
Totally enjoying Tavi’s second birthday. I’m so glad that dude was born.
I love you, Seattle: Estelle & Bo http://t.co/gCDrb9N0
